fatsexybitch:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

Last night on our way home from performing in a play, my housemates and I noticed this sleepy little red bat on a city windowsill.

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Today we came back to the theater to perform the Sunday matinee and she was on the ground. :(

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I scooped her up in a shirt and put her back on the windowsill (never touch a bat with your bare hands). She was still there after the show so now we are taking her to the wildlife rehabber.

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The warmth of the car has woken up the bat and it is now trying to escape containment. Thankfully I am stronger than a bat.

This bat is mad as hell about being in rehab

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We think she’ll be fine though.

Of course she’s mad you put her ass in the drunk tank

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oatmilkcore:

girl help all i do is endure

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nyanto5:

nyanto5:

trying to fact check a very important post about what happens if you drink salt water (seawater) to see if my preconceived notions were simply myth or some shit and the first internet search results are this

1. livestrong “it will make your body so clean and pure drink salt water :) your colon will LOVE this”
2. drinkhydrant “its literally SOOOOO good for your digestion system <3”
3. The National Ocean Service “It can fucking kill you, please don’t”

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funnytwittertweets:

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robyn-runestone:

I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)

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coughloop:

“i’m actively exploring a reality where JFK shot back.”

my friend unprompted in a discord call after going silent for multiple minutes

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needsmoreexplosions:

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

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bibliolithid:

argumate:

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

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piratewithvigor:

junkyardromeo:

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

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cyhiraeth:

nomorelonelydays:

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

a comedy of errors

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